[csgrizz]

Ok, been a tough day at work and I start looking at posts on the wonderful forum we have here.

We have Ron From Arkansas, the other Ron, and Ray from PA.

Was wondering, exactly how did you guys all end up with the same last name.

And even scarier.....did this family of yours originate in Arkansas, the back woods of PA, or the flatlands of IL?

Since there are 3 of you and 1 of me I will refrain from any comments about sisters brothers, and brothers-sisters and his brother being her and his sisters brother and his cousins dad. wait a minute now I am confused.

This is my brother Ron, and my other brother Ron, and my other brother Ray.

heheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehe

To Ron from Arkie, sorry for the post, but to the other two, you been askin for it. heheheheheehehehe


This one could take a few to figure out.

[Duckpoor]

Well I done heard Long lost Daddy called as a mabey... ...
But I swear I ain't hardly never been any where near Arkansas.. and Being as Old as This one is .. it could be I just forgot... but how would one forget something like that???

Now I am not sure where we might endup with this ..but as they say The world is only about as big as a tea cup. And I have heard about "jean" pool stories that would fit in that Tea Cup.. from down that way.Soooooooo

Now Ray I think he has a case.. I always wanted to come to PA.... Mabey in a former life or something.....

It is strange.. I was going to say Ironic but can't spell that.. All this Green in one field .


R Green

[Ron]

Now hold on here a second about this tea cup gene pool down south thingy.....

I was born and raised( until age 16) in New Jersey.

So as it seems...we are dealing with a yankee gene pool all the way around.

Our odds just improved ten fold...

[RAY_PA]

well, I'd tell ya the story I got, but you'll have to PROMISE to keep it as secret as the honey hole in the timber.

It is a TOP secret classified program put together by the DU, Delta and the US Fish and Wildlife service in conjunction with the FBI.
We are, infact, immediate family. Natural born, waterfowl TERMINATORS. The elete of elete. NO fowl could lay eyes on our spread without committing SUICIDE. Ahhhhh, yes, those were the days. The Green Boys......heck, everyone in our neck of the backwaters just went belly up, didnt dare to try to match wits with the great Senior Green and his young counter parts, legends in the making. Chit, they still base the season bag limits by the impact we had on the overall population of birds.
You get my drift, just plain UGLY. Until they devloped the 'program'. Yeah, the damn program. DU and Delta were loosing money hand over fist and banned together with the FBI to have us seperated and relocated, never to hunt together again. Senior Green ended up in IL, goose capitol of the world, his age and wisdom earned him that location. Then Floppy Hat, that lucky bird, got to go to stinkin AR, and wack malards in the flooded timber like they was on a string.
That left loley ol Jr here to be stuck in the freezin mountains of PA.
The ducks and geese better pray, and PRAY LOUDLY, that we never get back together again, cause hell hath no furry like a Green brother and a semi auto full of HEVI SHOT.

Alright, now keep it under your hat, ya hear!

[Duckpoor]

OH My..... I am about to split .. That Ray is some fine ritin dude...
I am sure all are now sworn to keep the story among usin..

We ain't gonna show them the hand shake are we??


RG

[RAY_PA]

LOL, I think we will save the hand shake for the reunion!!

[Duckpoor]

TTT...

This post has been edited by Duckpoor: 06 April 2005 - 09:31 AM