[Ron]

I'm drunk and have had enough of you worthless bastards lurking around the site...........either sign up or get your asses out of here. There is no reason for a place to have 60 members and only about 6 posting up daily.

I know DP....don't post when your drunk, but I really appreciate the guys trying to make this a better place. It's the one's who think they have nothing to contribute that really bother me.........everyone has something to contribute no matter how minor they think it is.
After all, if a bunch of IL guy's can get on here and run their mouths......why can't anyone else?

Now I have never actually meet Duckpoor or his whole inbred gang but I can bet you I could meet them for the first time and think we have known each other our whole lives. And have the hunt of our lives.......provided I don't get shot over the previous comment I just made.

Post up and be heard!!!! Who knows...you might meet a great connection for a hunt of a lifetime. After all.....I think DP is my long lost Daddy.....seeing how we share the same name and all.

[RAY_PA]

dang, Ron...why dont you tell em how ya really feel??

LMAO

[mallards80]

I think Ron has had enough....lol....

How ya feeling today RON??....lol....

After that post, I don't know that I will ever, and I mean ever miss a day without posting something..lol!!

I will say it was nice to have some conversation yesterday!! Maybe you lit a fire in some people!

mh

[Duckpoor]

Wow Ron, Now thats what I am talkin about.. Build a fire and stand back.



Now that the "Other" Ron has your attention:

The invatation is open to come out and Play!! All good natured and met to encourage those who might feel like they are interupting a private party...
Hell ain't nothing Private here , ain't no one safe , devil and :
Most of all Ain't no one gonna be disrespected for anything.

We want to share the Good and Bad hunts , the new call , any thing that comes in the Big Brown truck is fair game. What you saw scouting , what you didn't see scouting... u get the drift. The kind of stuff we spend so much time on in the Blind.

Now this is Important .. No one needs to feel scolded: Everyone needs to feel encouraged!!
Dig around in your groups of hunting buds and Invite someone to Play.
Almost as a universal rule if they are good company in the Field they will be good company here. Good folks are good folks in Camo or Not... LOL

If you just like to come and Visit...( I hate "Lurk") take 2 min and let the Boss know how much you enjoy visiting his house.

So lets end with a Huge thanks to the Boss and all the guys that are keepin this Boat afloat.

Anyone with issues or that has a need to visit off line hit My PM or Email.

Huge Thanks to you all.. thats Northern for Ya'll....

R Green

[csgrizz]

"Now I have never actually meet Duckpoor or his whole inbred gang but I can bet you I could meet them for the first time and think we have known each other our whole lives. And have the hunt of our lives.......provided I don't get shot over the previous comment I just made. "

Hey Ron, don't worry, we won't shoot you until after you show us where the secret timber hole is and the fridge with all the beer. Plus, being low man on the totem pole means I will have to do the deed, and trust me you will live. (assuming you made it through the night)

Hey Ron, don't worry, we won't shoot you until after you show us where the secret timber hole is and the fridge with all the beer. Plus, being low man on the totem pole means I will have to do the deed, and trust me you will live. (assuming you made it through the night)

[Ron]

Update.......................Captain Morgan is not my friend!!!!!

[Woody]

Dang Ron tell us how yah really feel!!!!!!!

I think may have had just a lil to much lastnight dont yah think Its all good. hang overs are hell though.
hope your head dont hurt to bad.

[dukmn80]

HAHAHAHA. Nice post Ron.

Really, we need more people posting. Lots of time I see 4 members signed on, and 12 guests. Come on people, sign up and POST!!!!

I love posts from drunk people. They are great.

Here Ron, one more for the road

[Spanky63]

DANG Ron. You may want to revisit this post. Hangover Rating System:

(*) No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

(**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

(***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.

Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

(****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts.

Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

(*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Alcohol vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...
devil

[Duckpoor]

Spanky..
That is so classic... Just I can't believe I didn't think of it.

Your the Man : course your probably OUT... but Your the Man.. Hahahahahah!!

Boys that be a Spanky thing.. Layin in the brush waiting for the moment !!

Thanks Bud!
R Green

[dukmn80]

Spanky, That fits so well here. Plus I just laugh my ass off everytime I read that.

[Duckpoor]

To the Top...
Just too good to let get away.

R Green

[Quackrkilla]

Scared me into joining....

[dukmn80]

That gets funnier every time I re-read it. Good one Ron.

[Ron]

Glad I could provide you fella's some humor!!! After all, that's what I'm here for.